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Paranoia Haunted House 2018

Ok Paranoia, we were really hard on you guys last year but... you totally redeemed yourselves, in our eyes, this year. We asked for more cowbell and they gave it to us!

A few of the things that made Paranoia so much better this year:

The addition of the carnival-themed midway! Genius!!! We love a good midway, anything that keeps people hanging out and really enjoying the haunting atmosphere is awesome! There were some creepy characters lurking around, a few fun carnival games, and the gyro machine for the bravest of haunt-goers. Megan tried this out and she's pretty sure she's still not quite right.

The set designs were bigger, better, and more cohesive. While last year's sets were more detailed than they were the previous year, they lacked flow and direction. This year's designs were elaborate yet simple enough to navigate through. They also allowed for better placement of the actors. Another interesting aspect of the set design this year was that the two houses each had completely different feels. Blood Bayou was dark and organic where danger just felt imminent the whole time.. kind of like an undercurrent buzzing along, while Carnage was high-energy, slap-you-in-the face bloody, gory, and disgusting. And what is a haunt without some chainsaws?! Well... Paranoia has one of the scariest chainsaw rooms EVERRRRRRRR!!!

Acting is always a huge variable in this industry. You can catch a great haunt or a great actor on a bad night, but overall we felt this area stepped up in a big way. More developed characters, better placement, better timing... all-around better scares.

There are a couple things that Paranoia has always been really good at and continues to be; atmosphere and controlling the pace.

Walking up to the front gate of Paranoia always feels like stepping into a new, scarier world. You just know you are in for a great experience! Their outside/queue line actors are top-notch! They know how to set the mood and are always available for that perfect photo op. The new midway is really a great addition to an already amazing atmosphere plus another great example of how Paranoia is so creative and effective at controlling the pace of the haunts. They always throw in breaks that feel so random and quirky yet perfect.

We still miss the Paranoia of 2016, but we understand and appreciate their vision and where they are going. Paranoia is becoming one of those full package haunt experiences that really separates the good haunts from the greats. They are a can’t miss this year and we always look forward to their Christmas event, so we'll see you there again in a couple months!

Rating: Ghost Ghost Ghost Ghost Half ghost 1 (4.5 out of 5)


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Evan Mackey
What is the Christmas event?